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Subject:Boomerangs are for Lonely People
Time:10:01 am
*warning, randomness ahead*
How lonely do you have to be to want to play catch with yourself?

I ask this because it is such a nice day out, the first of many i'm sure before we turn global warming into hell on earth.

I'm thinking of throwing a frisbee around the parking deck outside.. maybe i'll throw it inside the office.
I had my annual review yesterday, got good scores, i'm allowed to screw up.

speaking of screwing up, its almost cub season!
My first cubs opening day. (yay)
Even though the government hasn't OFFICIALLY said anything yet, i hear that the spring forward time change is going to be moved to when mark prior and kerry wood get hurt in spring training since it seems to be an annual thing.

i want a hard core investigation done on their pitching coach... shouldn't he be noticing something!?

mark- so throw the ball like this?
larry- yeah sure whatever (goes back to his magazine)

in other news, i'm negotiating contracts now.... if you know me you are either saying ''wow cool, i knew it would be something like that'' or ''wow .. i never would have guessed andrew/drew to be the smooth talker'' or most likely '' cool, but i really dont care''

its an interesting process... it'll give me lots of warm up for when i buy a car(yes i'm looking)
in the meantime, the inbetween time.. you have your's and i'll get mine.

i heard on the radio today that if you take these two soon to be marketed pills, you will be immune to aids.

the gay person telling us this was excited because now he can go run around and have crazy promiscious sex.
i guess aids was the only thing holding him back, and not herpes, or anal warts or whatever else you can get from dirty butts.

of course, that whole thing could have been a big joke and i simply didn't get it.

usually the case
AnDrew
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